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Pictures / Re: Mants in Year 3! Oh, the horror!
« Last post by GnomeGuyMax on May 21, 2017, 12:33:26 PM »
Update: the mants came back the next day, proceeded to slaughter two more, and stole the rest of the yak milk. Then they started stealing the wine... they marched past my great hall on the way from the pasture to the cellar and started killing the rest of my gnomes. They're all dead now. RIP :(
Pictures / Mants in Year 3! Oh, the horror!
« Last post by GnomeGuyMax on May 21, 2017, 12:28:04 PM »
Check out what happened here: :'(b
I think I lost my year 3 kingdom. Pride Peak had 19 gnomes it it. Sometime in mid-year 2, a mant scout came. I killed it and didn't think anything of it - the only casualty was a yak and some minor injuries. A worker came in the following season and it was killed as well. The next season, seven workers came and killed nine of my gnomes before making off with lots of yak milk. The imgur post chronicles the attack, because I was making it as the attack happened.  :'( The latest battle involved the death of nine of my nineteen gnomes.
Pictures / Logan the Limbless
« Last post by GnomeGuyMax on May 21, 2017, 07:24:10 AM »
I deemed an unfortunate goblin Logan the Limbless. He lost all his limbs in battle and is watching his comrades fight my gnomes.
Help and Guides / Re: A Blind Soldier Gnome Isn't Visiting The Hospital
« Last post by GnomeGuyMax on May 21, 2017, 05:56:06 AM »
So would retiring her be just making a new class (Retired or Floridian maybe?) which does nothing? I think i'm gonna do that. I have a doctor who's missing an arm and he's still a doctor, but blindness is a different issue. I think i'll give her a room and a private barrel of wine to live out the rest of her days in happiness. It's a better alternative. I can't send her into battle, that'd be plain wrong. Thanks for the help, though!
I have not heard from him in... a long time.
That's a shame :( It's ok, i saw it on sale for $5 on HumbleBundle, and I think it's worth it to get the update. I'll still try and PM him, or does he have an email?
Back in the days when the game was not yet on steam, you could get a code from RoboB0b (via PM) if you wanted to switch when it came out. Not so sure about it now, because I have not heard from him in... a long time.
Help and Guides / Re: A Blind Soldier Gnome Isn't Visiting The Hospital
« Last post by Merry76 on May 21, 2017, 04:16:34 AM »
You cant help him, he will stay blind. If the eye was just "mangled" he could get that treated by a doctor, but "blind" basically means "Eyes are too far gone/missing to patch up". You can retire him (he can still craft while being blind, as weird as that sounds), or send him to combat while being blind until he dies. He wont make much of a difference on the battlefield though, since blind gnomes almost always miss the enemy (thankfully they do not attack friends by accident though. That would be hilarious/dangerous).

If you are cruel, you can let him starve or send him to battle butt naked, wich will get him killed and yield you and give you a replacement gnome next season. Surprisingly, most players do this...
Update: If I have to redownload it from Steam or HumbleBundle that's ok, i'm just looking to save a few bucks.
I've had the game for a while now but just got on the forums. I noticed that everyone's running 1.0+ while i'm stuck on v0.9.11.2. How can I update the game when I bought it from and not Steam? :-\
Help and Guides / A Blind Soldier Gnome Isn't Visiting The Hospital
« Last post by GnomeGuyMax on May 20, 2017, 08:24:49 PM »
I have a nice kingdom, summer of year 2. My military setup is 5 out of 18 (i think it's 18 anyways, but it's one full squad) gnomes that are very well equipped and train 24/7 while the other gnomes train none of the time (unlike my previous kingdoms which I had all gnomes training 1/3 of the time, which didn't work out well). When one of the 5 gnomes is injured, he/she either a) bandages themselves up or b) gets bandaged up/treated in a hospital by my 'doctor/cook' profession gnomes. One of my soldiers was wounded by a mant scout and was stung in the head. His helmet was broken earlier in the battle and he took the damage. The soldier gnome had bleeding injuries in the jaw as well as being blinded in both eyes. He went to the bandage stockpile and healed up his jaw but remained blinded. I only realized he never healed his blindness when i looked at the combat logs of the training a while later and saw he was taking lots of hits but not dealing any damage. Usually when a gnome is blind, injured, seriously injured, or has a mangled limb/eye, they visit the hospital and get healed up. However, he continues to train despite his injuries and will not be treated. I've made sure the hospital wasn't suspended and that there were free beds. Under health, it says "Engle (the gnome's name) is blind" and doesn't say "Engle has a mangled eye" etc. Can anyone help? Thank you :-)
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